Aquarius

Jokes

Aquarius:

Change the water or Piscis will die.

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Horoscope gathering

At the annual horoscope gathering, the horoscopes decide to host a hairstyle competition. Aquarius has the nicest hair, aries had the brightest hair, and cancer did not even qualify as she had no hair

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Did the signs survive the Titanic?

Yes: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

No: Leo

Got this from a Tumblr Facebook page, don't judge.

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An old man is walking in the hospital...

An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
-aquarius?... no, no no... was it gemini?... naaah...
young doctor cant stand it anymore and walks to him:
-cancer grandpa, you got cancer!

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To those that say I'm Cancer

I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!

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My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible..

I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch.

Anybody got any they wanna share?

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Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius)

Aquarius, with an extra M becomes aquariums.

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