Change the water or Piscis will die.
At the annual horoscope gathering, the horoscopes decide to host a hairstyle competition. Aquarius has the nicest hair, aries had the brightest hair, and cancer did not even qualify as she had no hair
Did the signs survive the Titanic?
Yes: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.
Got this from a Tumblr Facebook page, don't judge.
An old man is walking in the hospital...
An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
-aquarius?... no, no no... was it gemini?... naaah...
young doctor cant stand it anymore and walks to him:
-cancer grandpa, you got cancer!
To those that say I'm Cancer
I'm not Cancer, I'm Aquarius!
My ex-girlfriend and I weren't compatible..
I was an Aquarius and she was a bitch.
Anybody got any they wanna share?
Astrology Fact of the Day (Aquarius)
Aquarius, with an extra M becomes aquariums.