Apprehensive

Jokes

My girlfriend screamed at me and said I'm too apprehensive.

Should I leave her?

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Why were 80s musical sensation The California Raisins apprehensive about swimming in the ocean with Bill Cosby?

They were worried about being graped.

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What do you give an apprehensive person with bad breath?

An encourage mint.

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What do you call an apprehensive squash?

*Butternut.....*

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From Sickipedia

My girlfriend showed me the positive pregnancy test with an apprehensive look in her eyes. "We are keeping it, aren't we?"

"Why?" I asked, surprised. "I thought you can use them only once"

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Craig moves out of the city...

...and after being alone on his farm miles from anyone craig begins to get lonely, so he heads to the road a few miles away and happens to catch his neighbor walking by, who invites craig to a party. craig is excited, so he instantly accepts.

the neighbor says "whoa hold it, this isnt your average party. first off, theres going to be lots and lots of drinking, do you like drinki


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