A bloke took a couple of stuffed Jack Russell terriers into an antique dealer for appraisal. "What would you expect them to fetch if they were in good condition?", the dealer asked him.

"I don't know... Sticks?"

The best laugh

Recently in a get together at my house, i cracked a old joke I suddenly remembered.
All of us laughed a bit. But one of my guest was laughing louder than others.
I was elated thinking I have a good sense of humour maybe....
Until I realised he was my subordinate with whom I have a half yearly appraisal meeting next week .. :) :)

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Sciency Dad Joke Appraisal

*Enters Pho restaurant with wife*

Wife: I’m so excited to try this new Pho place!
Me: Yea and when I get home and reach ground state I’m going to release a Pho-ton.

My supervisor said I'm getting a poor appraisal because my communication skills are so weak

I didn't know what to say to that

In an Appraisal discussion... Manager: This is your revised salary, Keep it confidential.

Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed of it