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I applaud Samuel Miller, the man who invented the jackhammer.

He had a groundbreaking idea.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Russian are riding a train

They decide to have a wager on who's the best burglar, the rules being the lights go down and the person steals as much as they can without getting caught in the amount of time the lights are down on their turn.

The Mexican goes first, the lights go down, and they come back on one minute later. The American and Russian realize their watches and all the money in their pockets have


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Why can't a squirrel change a lightbulb?

If you can get it i applaud you good person!

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I bought a ceiling fan the other day

complete waste of money! All he does is stand, applaud, and say he loves how smooth it is!

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I for one applaud Melania Trump for trying to assimilate to American culture.

She plagiarizes like the best of us.

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Reverse-order Light Bulb joke

Punch line- Five men and a cat. One guy to labor for hours on the light bulb, hoping to earn the approval of his peers. The other four to applaud the cat.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

EDIT- Don't upvote. Please take this, reword it, and turn it into something beautiful. Then repost.


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