Peanut butter would be way less appetizing if we called it what it really is...
One Last Time
An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.
"Dude, undress so we can get down to serious stuff!"
The man undresses and the girl takes his clothes and throws them out the window.
"What are you doing, girl??", screams the old man.
So a man walks into a butcher shop and eyes several of the finest steaks...
There are cuts of meat on shelves all throughout the store. The butcher likes how this man carries himself so he offers him a proposition. He says, "If you can grab the slab of meat on the shelf over there that you've been looking at since you got in here, you can have it for free. Otherwise you have to pay me $100."
The man thinks about this for a moment, seeing that