Appetite

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What were the last words of the suicide bomber at the French restaurant?

Blown appetite.

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What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks

Kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.

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Which country has the biggest appetite?

Hungary.

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Q.What do Skeletons say before eating? A: Bone Appetite.

Q.What do Skeletons say before eating?

A: Bone Appetite.

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Why did the smart phone eat a lot?

It had a big APPetite

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It's Paddy's first time out of Ireland

and he's on a Mediterranean cruise. His breakfast table assignment is with a Frenchman. Neither speak the other's language. The first day, the latter's first words to Paddy are "bon appetite", and the former responds "Paddy Murphy." This exact exchange happens the next day as well. The third day Paddy arrives first at the table and the French waiter who has witne


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I keep my weight down by getting McDonalds.

One bite, and my appetite is gone

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Orange Penis

A man goes to his doctor. "Doctor my penis is orange."

The doctor examines the man's privates and asks him about his daily routine.

"Well doc, I don't work, I just stay home and watch porn all day."

The doctor, smiling, asks "do you eat while watching porn?"

Puzzled, the man says "I do work up an appet


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Sexual Appetite

The banker saw his old friend Harry, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town one day. Harry had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying again.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Harry if the rumor was true. Harry assured him that it was.

The banker then asked Harry the age of his new bride to be.

Harry proudly said, "She


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Pedometers measure the amount of steps you take?

That seems like an unfair criteria for one's appetite for kiddy diddling.

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