Appealing

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Recently in court I was found guilty of being egotistical...

I am appealing.

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Why do potatoes look so good...

Because their APPEALING!

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NSFW A well rehearsed and widely appealing 5 minute stand up comedy set is known as a tight five.

A tight five is also a small portion of the virgins that suicide bombers believe they’ll be greeted by post detonation.

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How did Michael Jackson find the lost 8 year old in Neverland?

Appealing.

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Appealing for the denied application in a vocational school

I told them how I was a minority, how the school was racist for only accepting white males, how I was poor and worked very hard to get into it, and why I should get into the school. In the end, I told them my name and my informations. I just completed saying my name, but then school council opens his mouth:
"Woah let's go back a little bit. You say you're a minority and oppres


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A couple walks into a doctor's clinic

“Doctor, my husband prefers to masturbate rather than have sex with me, can you suggest anything? ”

“Have you tried wearing anything to make sex more appealing to him? ”

“Yes doctor, sexy underwear, stockings, boots, garters, I’ve tried everything. ”

“No, I meant like a brown paper bag, or something. ”


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Potatos arent very attractive








...until they’ve been with someone appealing for a while.

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There are some people out there with serious strength..

But I’ve always found the more laid back and funny type of strength way more appealing.

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What woman is extremely sexually appealing and lifelike on the outside, but is completely dead on the inside?

A taxidermists daughter that passed away at birth.

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Did you hear about the stripper bananas?

I found them appealing

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Today I contemplated starting my own subreddit...

... but then decided having a girlfriend and sex life was much more appealing.

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What do you and a banana have in common?

I find you appealing :)

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Why did Mrs. Banana marry Mr. Banana?

She found him appealing.

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What do you call someone with a bad sunburn?

Appealing.

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Compliments are like banana's

They are only nice when they're appealing

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Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?

One cannoli guess.

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Removing the skin of an orange...

That's appealing.

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Did you hear about the banana thief?

He's appealing his sentence

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I just found a way they could make Japanese porn more appealing.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Apple Store robbed

The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!

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Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical

I am appealing


(-Stewart Francis)

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ELI5: Why is Hilary Clinton appealing to voters?

Because she's a woman.

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You know when you find someone appealing? Why did Ms. Apple like Mr. Banana?

'cause he drives a nice car and he has a big dick

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Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing?

Beats me.

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I love looking at oranges,

they are just so appealing

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Why did they call it cuppa soup

because ebola soup wasn't very appealing

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That banana

looks very appealing

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What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

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Why did the man eat all of the bananas?

Because they were appealing.

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The candidates keep appealing to "Hard Working Americans"...

But what about the Reddit community?

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I like my sex like I like my banana trees

If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing.

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