Recently in court I was found guilty of being egotistical...
I am appealing.
Why do potatoes look so good...
Because their APPEALING!
NSFW A well rehearsed and widely appealing 5 minute stand up comedy set is known as a tight five.
A tight five is also a small portion of the virgins that suicide bombers believe they’ll be greeted by post detonation.
How did Michael Jackson find the lost 8 year old in Neverland?
Appealing for the denied application in a vocational school
I told them how I was a minority, how the school was racist for only accepting white males, how I was poor and worked very hard to get into it, and why I should get into the school. In the end, I told them my name and my informations. I just completed saying my name, but then school council opens his mouth:
"Woah let's go back a little bit. You say you're a minority and oppres
A couple walks into a doctor's clinic
“Doctor, my husband prefers to masturbate rather than have sex with me, can you suggest anything? ”
“Have you tried wearing anything to make sex more appealing to him? ”
“Yes doctor, sexy underwear, stockings, boots, garters, I’ve tried everything. ”
“No, I meant like a brown paper bag, or something. ”
Potatos arent very attractive
...until they’ve been with someone appealing for a while.
There are some people out there with serious strength..
But I’ve always found the more laid back and funny type of strength way more appealing.
What woman is extremely sexually appealing and lifelike on the outside, but is completely dead on the inside?
A taxidermists daughter that passed away at birth.
Did you hear about the stripper bananas?
I found them appealing
Today I contemplated starting my own subreddit...
... but then decided having a girlfriend and sex life was much more appealing.
What do you and a banana have in common?
I find you appealing :)
Why did Mrs. Banana marry Mr. Banana?
She found him appealing.
What do you call someone with a bad sunburn?
Compliments are like banana's
They are only nice when they're appealing
Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?
One cannoli guess.
Removing the skin of an orange...
Did you hear about the banana thief?
He's appealing his sentence
I just found a way they could make Japanese porn more appealing.
Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?
Because they find me more appealing.
Apple Store robbed
The Apple Store in Regents Street, London, was robbed this morning. Police are appealing for an iWitness!
Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical
I am appealing
ELI5: Why is Hilary Clinton appealing to voters?
Because she's a woman.
You know when you find someone appealing? Why did Ms. Apple like Mr. Banana?
'cause he drives a nice car and he has a big dick
Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing?
I love looking at oranges,
they are just so appealing
Why did they call it cuppa soup
because ebola soup wasn't very appealing
looks very appealing
What did the Banana say to the other Banana?
You're very appealing
Why did the man eat all of the bananas?
Because they were appealing.
The candidates keep appealing to "Hard Working Americans"...
But what about the Reddit community?
I like my sex like I like my banana trees
If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing.