Apparent

Jokes

My wife said I needed to get more in touch with my feminine side.

So I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and completely ignored her for no fucking apparent reason.

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How do you know when it turned into a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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Jeffrey Epstien found dead in apparent suicide

I guess suicide watch just means they watch you do it!

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I cant define NSFW




But apparent HR knows it when then see it.

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Wanna hear a joke about orphans?

Never mind, the punchline wouldn't be apparent.

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What do you call a pear with kids?

It’s apparent.

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When did I realize my dog was pregnant?

When it became apparent.

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Have you heard about the childless ghost who just wanted to be noticed?

They never became apparent.

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Before starting a family, most couples arent aware of the side effects.

When the baby arrives, they become apparent.

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When does a dad joke become funny?

When it becomes apparent.

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When does a Dad joke become a Dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

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How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

when it becomes apparent

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Whats the difference between batman's jokes and a good joke

Batman's jokes aren't very apparent but you can laugh at the joke thats better than this post

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What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

The punch line has to be apparent.

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How do you know when a joke becomes a Dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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I can always find the mothers and fathers in a public event

because it's apparent

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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Did you know its culturally acceptable for a mother to cheat on her husband with an Asian man

Apparent-fucking-Li it’s true

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How do you tell a dad joke from a bad joke?

Trust me, the difference is apparent.

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When does a joke becomes a dad joke ?

When it becomes apparent

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I don't know why the villains of Gotham City can't prevent Batman.

The answer is apparent.

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Dad joke alert: So when does a bad joke become a Dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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The Detective's Conundrum

The detective walked into the smokey room. His assistant scurried in after. He took in the scene.

A dim light.
A flipped table.
And 53 bicycles laying all around the floor.

"It's apparent what he wrong here," the detective said.

"What is it?" asked the perplexed assistant.

"Someone had an ace up their


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When does the punchline in a joke become apparent?

After the delivery.

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How do you know when a joke is a "Dad Joke"?

When it becomes apparent

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There is a way of telling if an orange is male or female.

If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.

If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent! :-) saw this [on todayilearned](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/arl0ex/til_that_the_chernobyl_disaster_could_have_been/ego0tmy/)

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

when it becomes apparent! :-)

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One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Sadists attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said, "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble wit


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What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing trees cant talk.
Yea I know that's a pretty bad dad joke. Its apparent. Just like paper its tearable.

Ok I'm done.

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How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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Why was the PTA meeting homicide difficult to solve?

Because it wasn't apparent who did it.

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Whats the difference between my apparent mass and my actual mass



Well, if you would just slow down, I’d tell you its nothing.

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My wife said if this post gets 5 upvotes I can get anal tonight

Please don't upvote as I do not need another notice of apparent liability.

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What's with all the dad jokes recently?

Looks like they have become quite apparent.

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How do you know a joke is a "Dad joke"?

When it becomes apparent.

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How do you know when a joke is la dad joke?

When the punchline is apparent.

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A joke is a dad joke...

When the punch line is apparent.

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Today is Acausal Friday...

...for no apparent reason.

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What do you call your best friend when he is the heir apparent to the Austro-Hungarian Empire?

**Frand Ferdinand**

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes APPARENT.

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How did the child know his dad had arrived home from his trip?

It was apparent

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What do I call my dad?

Shouldn't it be apparent?

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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Mac Miller died of an apparent promethazine overdose

I guess you could say he went from lean to lie down.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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