Apparent
Jokes
My wife said I needed to get more in touch with my feminine side.
So I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and completely ignored her for no fucking apparent reason.
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How do you know when it turned into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEJeffrey Epstien found dead in apparent suicide
I guess suicide watch just means they watch you do it!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI cant define NSFW
But apparent HR knows it when then see it.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWanna hear a joke about orphans?
Never mind, the punchline wouldn't be apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call a pear with kids?
It’s apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen did I realize my dog was pregnant?
When it became apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHave you heard about the childless ghost who just wanted to be noticed?
They never became apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEBefore starting a family, most couples arent aware of the side effects.
When the baby arrives, they become apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a dad joke become funny?
When it becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a Dad joke become a Dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
when it becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhats the difference between batman's jokes and a good joke
Batman's jokes aren't very apparent but you can laugh at the joke thats better than this post
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat makes a dad joke a dad joke?
The punch line has to be apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you know when a joke becomes a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI can always find the mothers and fathers in a public event
because it's apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEDid you know its culturally acceptable for a mother to cheat on her husband with an Asian man
Apparent-fucking-Li it’s true
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you tell a dad joke from a bad joke?
Trust me, the difference is apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke becomes a dad joke ?
When it becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI don't know why the villains of Gotham City can't prevent Batman.
The answer is apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEDad joke alert: So when does a bad joke become a Dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEThe Detective's Conundrum
The detective walked into the smokey room. His assistant scurried in after. He took in the scene.
A dim light.
A flipped table.
And 53 bicycles laying all around the floor.
"It's apparent what he wrong here," the detective said.
"What is it?" asked the perplexed assistant.
"Someone had an ace up their
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does the punchline in a joke become apparent?
After the delivery.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you know when a joke is a "Dad Joke"?
When it becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEThere is a way of telling if an orange is male or female.
If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male.
If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent! :-) saw this [on todayilearned](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/arl0ex/til_that_the_chernobyl_disaster_could_have_been/ego0tmy/)
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
when it becomes apparent! :-)
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEOne day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of Sadists attacked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said, "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble wit
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat did one tree say to the other?
Nothing trees cant talk.
Yea I know that's a pretty bad dad joke. Its apparent. Just like paper its tearable.
Ok I'm done.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy was the PTA meeting homicide difficult to solve?
Because it wasn't apparent who did it.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhats the difference between my apparent mass and my actual mass
Well, if you would just slow down, I’d tell you its nothing.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEMy wife said if this post gets 5 upvotes I can get anal tonight
Please don't upvote as I do not need another notice of apparent liability.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat's with all the dad jokes recently?
Looks like they have become quite apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you know a joke is a "Dad joke"?
When it becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow do you know when a joke is la dad joke?
When the punchline is apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA joke is a dad joke...
When the punch line is apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEToday is Acausal Friday...
...for no apparent reason.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call your best friend when he is the heir apparent to the Austro-Hungarian Empire?
**Frand Ferdinand**
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0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes APPARENT.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow did the child know his dad had arrived home from his trip?
It was apparent
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do I call my dad?
Shouldn't it be apparent?
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEMac Miller died of an apparent promethazine overdose
I guess you could say he went from lean to lie down.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhen does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
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