Apocalyptic

Jokes

Why did the world end when a Mexican guys mouth quivered?

It was apocalyptic.

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Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?

They're calling it Mad Marx

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What do you call a watermelon in a post apocalyptic world?

Post Malone

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What do you call a melon in a post apocalyptic world?

Post Malone

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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Apocalyptic Poontang

My fat, ugly mate said to me “One good thing about the world ending today, at least I’ll get laid finally”
“Don’t be an idiot mate!” I said
“What, you don’t think the world will end?” he replied
“No, there’s no chance you’ll get laid”


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Apocalyptic Pootang

My fat, ugly mate said to me “One good thing about the world ending today, at least I’ll get laid finally”
“Don’t be an idiot mate!” I said
“What, you don’t think the world will end?” he replied
“No, there’s no chance you’ll get laid”


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People are making apocalyptic jokes like there's no tomorrow.

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