Apathetic

Jokes

We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth.

Probably. Can’t be arsed to find out…and all statisticians are cunts.

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People constantly tell me that Im apathetic

Shut up oh my god I actually couldn’t care less

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My ex accused me of being apathetic.

I told her I don't give a shit.

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I decided to try out my local apathetic anonymous...

No one cared to show up.

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What do you call an apathetic socialist state?

The "So be it" Union.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I was too apathetic

It’s fine, I didn’t care for her much anyway.

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The frustrated boss asked his employee, "Are you stupid or just apathetic"

He replied, "I don't know, and I don't care!"

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A sentimental testicle and an apathetic urethra are involved in an argument. Through tears the testicle exclaims, You know, there is a Vas Deferens between you and I, I give you all that I have to offer and you carelessly throw it away!

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What's the name for a constantly apathetic person?

Well who cares about that word?

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What do you call an apathetic cow?

E-moo-tionless

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I asked for a stool sample from an apathetic patient with constipation

He had no shits to give.

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Canada recently won an award as the most apathetic country....

Unfortunately Canadians didn't seem to care.

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Call me apathetic

I don't care.

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My friends always yell me I'm apathetic...

I always say "I don't care."

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How is an apathetic Ethiopian child different from a dead one?

The flies are flying in.

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Kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic

I never knew that the "a" was silent though

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What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?

I doughnut care.

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Some people call me apathetic

I don’t really care

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What brand of orange juice is really apathetic?

[deleted]

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What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

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Are you ignorant or apathetic ?

I don't know, and I don't care...

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My friends think I'm too apathetic...

...but I don't care what they think.

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

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Some say I'm an apathetic person...

But really, I just don't care.

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Today someone told me that I was ignorant and apathetic.

I don't know what that means and I don't care.

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Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy.

The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.

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Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic?

It's called Crystal Meh

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

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I once made an apathetic club.

No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.

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"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"

"I don't know, and I don't care."

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Some people say I'm apathetic

but I don't care what anyone thinks.

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I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...

... but I don't care.

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