We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth.
Probably. Can’t be arsed to find out…and all statisticians are cunts.
People constantly tell me that Im apathetic
Shut up oh my god I actually couldn’t care less
My ex accused me of being apathetic.
I told her I don't give a shit.
I decided to try out my local apathetic anonymous...
No one cared to show up.
What do you call an apathetic socialist state?
The "So be it" Union.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I was too apathetic
It’s fine, I didn’t care for her much anyway.
The frustrated boss asked his employee, "Are you stupid or just apathetic"
He replied, "I don't know, and I don't care!"
A sentimental testicle and an apathetic urethra are involved in an argument. Through tears the testicle exclaims, You know, there is a Vas Deferens between you and I, I give you all that I have to offer and you carelessly throw it away!
What's the name for a constantly apathetic person?
Well who cares about that word?
What do you call an apathetic cow?
I asked for a stool sample from an apathetic patient with constipation
He had no shits to give.
Canada recently won an award as the most apathetic country....
Unfortunately Canadians didn't seem to care.
Call me apathetic
I don't care.
My friends always yell me I'm apathetic...
I always say "I don't care."
How is an apathetic Ethiopian child different from a dead one?
The flies are flying in.
Kinda weird that my wife thinks I'm apathetic
I never knew that the "a" was silent though
What does the apathetic pastry Chef say?
I doughnut care.
Some people call me apathetic
I don’t really care
What brand of orange juice is really apathetic?
What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?
Are you ignorant or apathetic ?
I don't know, and I don't care...
My friends think I'm too apathetic...
...but I don't care what they think.
What do you call an apathetic Russian?
Some say I'm an apathetic person...
But really, I just don't care.
Today someone told me that I was ignorant and apathetic.
I don't know what that means and I don't care.
Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy.
The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.
Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic?
It's called Crystal Meh
What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?
I once made an apathetic club.
No one cared enough to attend the meetings, though.
"Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"
"I don't know, and I don't care."
Some people say I'm apathetic
but I don't care what anyone thinks.
I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude...
... but I don't care.