Anthropology

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If you major in anthropology....

You owe your parents an apology.

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A caveman walks into an auditorium

He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."

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An American anthropology professor is lecturing on how to recognize the dominant features of a culture.

An American anthropology professor is lecturing on how to recognize the dominant features of a culture.

"It's quite simple," she says. "Just look for the things to which, or for which, people make great sacrifices. In medieval Italy, look at how much money the people gave to the Catholic Church in their devotion to Jesus and the Virgin Mary. In pre-Columbian Me


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Anthropology

It’ll get you laid, but it won’t get you paid.

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If a furry says they're sorry...

...is it an anthropology?

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What do call it when you say sorry to someone and then throw anthrax in their face?

Anthropology!

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