Anthem

Jokes

You reckon your school was the best in the country?

Yeah.

How can you say that?

Well, our school anthem was "We Is The Best!"

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What's China's national anthem?

Where's Genghis Khan when you need him?

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What happens if you blast Soviet national anthem in a private school?

It becomes a public school.

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Here to sing the National Anthem, our first ever deaf performer, Marlee Matlin!

Let's hear it for her!

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I played the russian national anthem to my cat

Now my cat says : WEow

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What's the Mexican national anthem?

The Star Spangled banner.

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My proposal for this year's gay pride anthem was harshly rejected and I don't understand why. Here it goes:

"One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?"

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I started playing the USSR national anthem at my school

Safe to say that now it was our school.

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What Taiwan is like

Taiwan can't use its own flag or anthem in the Olympics, just like the refugees! But I'm not saying that Taiwanese are refugees, cus at least the UN cares about the refugees.

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Do you know the first stanza of the german anthem?

Neither do them.

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What's the official anthem of the cuckolds?

You've got a friend in me

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Saudi Arabia is the only Kingdom in the world to have a national anthem written by a Queen!

We will, we will, rock you.

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Hitler did nothing wrong

But soviets did it better
*Soviet anthem starts playing*

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I'm gonna pick up Anthem today and see what shuts down first.

My PS4 or BioWare?

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Everyone is entitled to reupload and make money off National Anthem of USSR

because after all, it is OUR song

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Everyone is entitled to reupload and make money off of National Anthem of USSR

because it is **OUR** song

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I've got a joke about video games

Anthem

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With yesterday's Duke game, Nike really shows their commitment to Colin Kaepernick.

Nike shoes now feature that a gurantee that you blow out at least one of your knees, if not both by using their products. Ensure you are always ready to protest any country's anthem, by (briefly) wearing Nike Shoes.

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What kind of bird do you take with you when you want to protest during the national anthem?

You take an eagle.

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Suy

Suy who?

*Soviet National Anthem starts blasting*

SUYEZ NE NARUSHUMEY!

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We should change the national anthem

To "Buh dum bum bum buh, I'm lovin' it."

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I used to know a crippled guy who had a serious hatred for the National Anthem...

Just couldn't stand for it.

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The Third Reich did bad things, and their anthem is good. The Soviets did bad things, and their anthem is good...

So why isn’t the American anthem good?

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Fergies National Anthem was so bad

It made Donald Trump kneel

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CANADIAN ANTHEM

The Canadians are considering changing the name of their national anthem to 'O Cannabis'

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A guy in Texas was sitting in my favorite seat on the bus.

So I looked up the National Anthem and played it on speaker.

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Kolin Kaepernick is known for not standing up during the National Anthem

We might as well call him Neil

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As a true patriot

As a true American and Trump supporter, I go down on my niece only after the National Anthem is over.

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What does ET stand for?

His national anthem

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Following the recent mass immigration into the country, the German national anthem has been rewritten.

It now goes; "Deutschland, Deutschland, Unter Allah..."

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There's no way Trump can be against Mexicans and still call himself a patriot

After all, the National Anthem starts with "Jose can you see"

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Did anyone realised that USSR Anthem is not USSR Anthem

It's OURSSR Aanthem.

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Saudi Arabias gay pride anthem

“We will! We will! Rock you!”

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I'm casting my vote for official anthem of Reddit

I vote that it should be "Karma Chameleon".

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EA is so bad

I bet nobody will stand for anthem

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I kneel for the national anthem at home

To protest Domestic Violence.

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(NSFW) "Dirt Gore Anthem", a parody of "Dirt Road Anthem" by Jason Aldean.

This is a parody of the country masterpiece "Dirt Road Anthem" by Jason Aldean. It also serves as a parody of my exhaustive hours/days/weeks spent surfing "gore sites" ala Ogrish. Man, I'm a fucking neckbeard.

"Killin' on a dirt road

Propped-back, twitchin' like I'm Jim Jones

Blood splattered on the windshield


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Did you hear the police got rid of their sirens and play the national anthem instead?

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My wife took a knee during the national anthem

As we role played Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky in the bed room.

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What genre is the National Anthem?

Country Music

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One guy tell his friends he got the best blowjob he ever had but there was 1 thing that bothered him......

She turned off the lights and started giving him the best blowjob he ever had but then she started singing the national anthem during it.

So his friend decides to hook up with her as well and comes back and says it was the most amazing blowjob he ever had but that she also sang the national anthem during it.

The final friend goes to hook up with her and as he is having t


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Fergies rendition of the national anthem was so bad.......

that even Colin Kaepernick had to stand up and walk out on this one.

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Earlier today, Fergie tweeted and apologized about the national anthem saying "clearly this rendition didn't strike the right tone"

In other words, her rendition of the national anthem wasn't fergalicious!

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Fergie sang that Anthem so bad...

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Fergie's National Anthem rendition was so terrible...

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Fergie sang that anthem so bad

Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the anthem like that

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Fergie singing the National Anthem was so bad...

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Fergie is so patriotic

Even her voice kneeled for the National anthem.

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The Saudi Arabian gay pride anthem.

We will! We will! Rock you!

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A friend of mine played the national anthem of the URSS at our private school

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