A vicious femist once asked me "Would you be ok with your housewife mom doing a job?"
"Of course" I said, "less annoyance at home, you know how most women are".
My favourite type of lingerie
My favourite type of lingerie is when it's on the floor...
Much to the annoyance of the store clerk
One day, as he did everyday an old yogi was meditating in a cave.
A hungry traveller passing by noticed him in the cave sitting by a fire.
The traveler hoping for a bite to eat shouts into the echoing cave "Hello there!!"
The yogi being very disciplined, kept his eyes shut and stayed focused on his meditation.
Thinking the Yogi must be
What do a wet fart and Donald J. Trump have in common? NSFW
Both are a major annoyance and full of shit!
What do you call the pervasive uneasy feeling of annoyance and disappointment?
What is a jew on a swing?
A annoyance to German snipers.
A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to 'write' with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
Not a joke, but concerning these jokes...
Okay so the more I browse /r/jokes, I see the same jokes, often slightly altered, reposted often within weeks of the original. I'm against the view that posting jokes is for karma, but instead to entertain the rest of reddit, and the same dang jokes every other week is such an annoyance. And there is no way to be certain, but to those reposting these jokes, I'm preeeeeetty sure you didn&
Two zebras die and go to Heaven...
...and the first one says to the second, "I can't believe we're in Heaven! Wow! You know, I've always wanted to ask God something..." He trails off, pondering.
The second zebra is intrigued. "What did you have in mind?"
The first sighs. "I've always wanted to know... are we black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
A man walks into a bar and exclaims...
"I bet anyone here five dollars that I can bite my own eye!"
The man receives a multitude of five dollar bills but to the annoyance of the givers of the five dollar bills, the man grins and pulls out his glass eye. After biting the eye, the man buys a drink and exclaims for a second time...
"I bet anyone in here ten dollars I can bite my other eye!"