Annoy

Jokes

If your wondering whether your going to annoy grammar nazis with your typos

*you are

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Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.

Because toucan play that game.

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My mother treats me like a cat.

Whenever I do something bad or annoy her she sprays me with a water bottle.

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My wife keeps trying to annoy me by making bird jokes.

Little does she know Toucan play at that game.

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I need bad jokes

I need Reddit to do it's worst and give me some bad jokes I can annoy my gf with.. help meh Reddit!

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What do you do when you annoy someone drunk on wine?

You’re wining them up

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A parrot gets in a bar

Do you guys have any peanuts?

\-no sorry we don't have some

The next day, the parrot gets in again

\-Do you guys have any peanuts ?

\-No we still don't

The next day

\-Do you guys have any peanuts ?

\-No we don't and if you come annoy me one more time I swear I'll nail you on the wall


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There are three kinds of people in the world

Those who are easy to annoy, and those who are not.

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I saw an oldman struggling with his cane while crossing the street so I decided to help!

I carried his cane for him and took it to the other side so he it doesn't annoy him.

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What are the similarities between friends and trees?

You can cut them down when they annoy you.

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It only takes too people to annoy a Grammar Nazi

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Having kids is annoying. Whenever I go over to my cousins they always annoy me and I tell them....

“Jamaican me crazy”

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A new study just showed the two greatest ways to annoy someone are not finishing your thoughts and

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poke her face

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My wife said she'd like to have another baby...

I agreed. The one we have is really starting to annoy me.

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People with those "Change my mind" signs aren't looking for a healthy debate they just want to argue and annoy other people

Change my mind.

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What's the quickest way to annoy a vegan?

Tell them that your favourite animals are beef and pork.

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What happens when you annoy a clock?

It gets ticked off.

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns...

But I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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How do you annoy people with 0CD?

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What do you call a man......

What do you call a man lying under your car? Jack.
What do you call a man hiding in the bushes? Russell
What do you call a man standing in a hole? Phil.
What do you call a man lying in front of your door? Matt.
What do you call a man lying in you cow paddock? Pat.
What do you call a man sitting in you vegetable garden? Herb.
What do you call a man in the ocean w


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I need hope jokes stat!

I have a friend who I call hope (which she hates to be called btw). So to annoy her I want to make jokes using hope but I need help! Please, you're my only hope!

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I like to annoy my Israeli flatmate by giving him all of the post that's addressed to the occupier.

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I recently moved in with my girlfriend and her really cute dog.

However, it is really loud and is starting to annoy me. The dog is pretty cool though.

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What happens when you annoy a clock?

It gets ticked off.

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I was raised catholic ...

and the thing that used to annoy me was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling...


I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me.

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I was raised catholic ...

and the thing that used to annoy me was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling...


I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me.

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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?

Call her.

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People who annoy you..

N _ _ _ _rs

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How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

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Why krug disapear and come bacj?

Can fix? Very annoy as jg :(

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How to annoy a rjokes subscriber

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How to annoy a rjokes subscriber

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How do you inconspicuously annoy someone with a stupid joke?

I'm asking for a freind.

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My dad tried to annoy me with bird puns

I soon realized toucan play that game.

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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How do you annoy a Jamaican trainer?

You Pokémon!

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How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns

Well, toucan play at that game

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How do you annoy a redditor?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/47hj7i/how_do_you_annoy_a_reddittor/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/47hh2d/how_do_you_annoy_a_reddittor/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/47hgfg/how_do_you_annoy_a_reddittor/

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How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

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How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

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How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

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Bird puns

I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game.

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As a kid, the thing that used to annoy me about going to church was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling...

I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me.

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So I was talking to my SO about getting a motorcycle...

We have this argument about me either owning a gun I can shoot at a range for shits and giggles, or getting a motorcycle. She absolutely hates this idea of mine.

She replies, " it's not fair, what can I get that'll annoy the shit out of you?"

I said pregnant.

She was not happy


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Auto correct is really starting to annoy me.

When is the last time I wanted to say "fuck you, you stupid, lazy, dirty **bigger!**

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How to annoy a hipster...

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How to annoy ISIS

Call them Daesh

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What's the difference between harass and annoy?

I have never had my finger in annoy.

Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess.

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