How did Putin annex Crimea so fast?

Because he is always Russian.

Orgasm Control Seminar

My buddy is holding a seminar at the learning annex for people who have difficulty achieving an orgasm.


If you can't come, it's cool.

I always wanted to know what it felt like to blow $85k

So today I stood in front of Annex Hall and asked the first art major I saw.

What did Obama say when asked which Northern Territory he would want to annex?

"I'll take none-of-it"