My mom said she wouldnt even put me in an animation movie
Because i’d be rendered useless
Equestria Girls Princess - Twilight Sparkle and Friends Animation Collec...
Dad joke needed
Hey I'm doing a school project and I'm in need of a good lengthy dad joke that needs a setup and everything, I'll be doing an animation as well. Thanks!
A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.
# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
Storing prisoners in suspended animation by volume!?
No! You have to weigh the frozen cons.
What do you call a combined gif with Neal Caffrey and a gullible tabby
conned cat animation
What did the cryogenically frozen moviegoer say when a power surge caused the Pixar film they were watching to stop rolling at its most climactic moment, thereby somehow also causing their storage tank to begin losing stasis?
"The suspended animation is killing me!"
Disney animation is working on an new animated masterpiece and it's going to be a period film.
Lady and the Tamp
Donald Duck has been hanged...
...And is now in a state of suspended animation.
Mickey Mouse hangs himself...
He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation.
I made a shitty animation of a post from rJokes (16 second video).
Link in comments. Enjoy :)
A man walks in to an Animation Studio...
and goes to speak to the receptionist. Asking to see the head illustrator, the receptionist points to a swing in the middle of the room, where a man sits. "That is the head of the department, but good luck talking to him", she says. "He's in suspended animation".
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People believe Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen after his death...
You could say he's in suspended animation.
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A phenomenon has been occurring in Chinese buffets across the country. Some buffets use this thing called Mono Sodium Glutamate (MSG), a food additive that makes the food even more delicious. Used in correct amounts it just adds flavor. But used in incorrect amounts, a process called “re-animation” can occur. Studies show that large amounts of (MSG) can stimulate the nervous systems o
Animation joke: what do animator's use to wash their mouths?
a lip sync.
Chris Rock At The Oscars
Chris Rock: I love animation, a white man can play a black man, or a black man can play a zebra or a donkey.