Angst

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I have the three Ds

Depression, angst, and dyslexia.

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I wish my grass was an angst-filled teenage Redditer.

Then it would cut itself.

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Theres this guy right and he likes to hit people with his car....

There’s this guy who gets his kicks and giggles from running people unexpectedly over with his car while they’re minding their own business walking down the street. One day he’s taking a cruise down the street and sees a couple walking and BAM! He takes them out with out hesitation and continues down the street like nothing ever happened. He’s coming up to a church and noti


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What has teen angst, a lore-breaking deus ex machina, and a superweapon that exponentially increases in size?

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A father caught his son with the key to his liquor cabinet and the distinct smell of whiskey on his breath.

Irate, the father began yelling at his son.

"What the hell are you doing?! What gave you the idea you could drink my booze? And you are only 15!"

The son slurred a bit as he said "Geez, Pop, calm down. I was just celebrating my first blow-job. I figured I'd have my first drink too."

The father paused, and for a moment reflected on his


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A father caught his 15 year old son drunk..

A father caught his 15 year old son with the key to the liquor cabinet and the distinct smell of whiskey on his breath.


Irate, the father began yelling at his son: "What the hell are you doing?! What gave you the idea you could drink my booze? And you are only 15!"


The son slurred a bit as he said "Geez, Pop, calm down. I was just celebratin


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