Kit Harington and his ancestor John Harington have a lot in common,
I've taken a fat shit on both their work.
TIL: Lucy, the iconic human ancestor fossil, died by falling off a tree.
This might qualify her for a Darwin Award.
First Robot: "Your immediate female ancestor is so prodigiously elephantine..."
Second Robot narrows his eyes...
First Robot continues: "...she is currently being orbited by several large spherical objects."
Second Robot activates a command function which destroys First Robot.
Someones male ancestor turned 1000 Years old today
Now that’s what I call a grand-dad
Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news