Ancestor

Jokes

Kit Harington and his ancestor John Harington have a lot in common,

I've taken a fat shit on both their work.

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TIL: Lucy, the iconic human ancestor fossil, died by falling off a tree.

This might qualify her for a Darwin Award.

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First Robot: "Your immediate female ancestor is so prodigiously elephantine..."

Second Robot narrows his eyes...

First Robot continues: "...she is currently being orbited by several large spherical objects."

Second Robot activates a command function which destroys First Robot.

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Someones male ancestor turned 1000 Years old today

Now that’s what I call a grand-dad

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Last Names

Back in olden days, people got their last names by their profession or something they were known for. For example, if your last name is smith, your ancestor was a black smith. If your last name is Carpenter your ancestor was a carpenter. And if your last name is Dickinson I have some bad news

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