Anatomy

Jokes

Why did the frat guy want to major in anatomy?

He thought he would get to study abroad

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Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy...

The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart.

“Now class, does anyone know what these are called?” the teacher asked.

“I know! I know!” exclaims the teacher's pet, Janie, sitting in the first row. “Those are breasts! My mommy has two of those, and she says some day I will too!”

“Very good Janie, you


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What's the difference between politics and anatomy?

In anatomy, the asshole is at the bottom.

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Whats Anastasia Steeles favorite TV show?

Grey’s Anatomy.

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Which part of the female anatomy do cannibals save for later?

Left-Ovaries.

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Elephant encounter

A man visits his doctor because his asshole is the diameter of a basketball. He tells the doctor he was raped by an elephant.

The doctor tells the man he's not familiar with the anatomy of elephants but he's pretty sure that they have long, thin penises.

The man tells his doctor that he's right, but the elephant fingered him first.


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The male anatomy is never completely symmetrical...

In fact there's a vas deferens between the left testicle and the right one.

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How does an executioner with no knowledge of human anatomy shoot someone through the heart?

Guess and check

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Why do cows have four stomachs?

Graze anatomy

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Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, Rick Sanchez did not have to shrink himself to create an anatomy park inside her body.

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Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat, Rick Sanchez did not have to shrink himself to create an anatomy park inside her body.

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Time for Saudi Jokes?

Who knew Dexter was a Muslim?

Who knew Dexter was #1 show in the Kingdom?

Why are Saudi Drs so good? In their Anatomy class they use living cadavers.

And?

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College Anatomy class

A professor at a university was starting a lecture for his new students.

He says "Welcome to college anatomy 101 where we'll be discussing everything about the human body. Some things that we'll discuss may make you feel a little awkward, but don't worry about that."

To test the level of awkwardness the class will feel during the semester, he po


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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears

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What's a cows favorite Tv drama?

Graze Anatomy

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I just signed up for the new college course about the effects of drinking soda on the body.

Anatomy and fizzyology.

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In anatomy class,

In anatomy class, the teacher asks for a volunteer. No one raises their hand besides that one weird kid in the back of the class. The teacher sighs, and calls on him. He walks up triumphantly, and once at the front of the class, immediately drops his pants. The whole class gasps, and the teacher is flustered. “Robert, What in gods name?” He replies, “You needed a volunteer!&rdquo


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Penises are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured

I suggest we erect a statue

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I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants

But I haven’t botany yet

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What counts as an insult and also as a sickening adaptation of human anatomy for the purpose of illumination?

Arsecandle

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What would you call a TV show about a murderous doctor?

"Dexter's Anatomy"

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In anatomy, the male penis is homologous to the female clitoris.

Everyone sucks a dick in one shape or form eventually.

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A Priest Teaching Anatomy at an All Boy's School

The priest is handing out graded homework papers. He says, "I don't understand why you boys can't understand the male anatomy. I've been pounding it into you all semester."

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An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology...

An anatomy teacher was teaching the basics of male biology to her class. She explained what the urethra and testicles are to her class, when a student raised his hand and said,

"I thought that the urethra and testicles were just two different terms describing the same thing?"

The teacher responded,

"No, that's not correct. There's a


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Whats the difference between mathematics and anatomy?

A nose doesn’t smell but a foot does.

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What is the most sensitive part of a males' anatomy during masturbation?

His ears!

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Whats the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while hes masturbating?

His ears.

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What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he is masturbating?

His ears

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In anatomy today, my class dissected a sheeps pupil.

After we were done, many students said the exercise was an eye-opening experience.

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Women are so complicated.

Even the anatomy of the vaginal hole is too complicated for me to find.

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After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam...

the answers were inside me the entire time

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In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy.

You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel.

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A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."


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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?

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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

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Good times!

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What do you call a talk on male anatomy?

A semenar

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You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's....

But there's a vas deferens.

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Anatomy joke

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

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I got to know about my partner cheating on me during my anatomy class.

No, I wasn't heart. I just decided to liver.

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I got to know about my partner cheating on me during my anatomy class.

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Girl anatomy jokes are not funny

period.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was...

In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question.

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What's the favorite at the school for the blind?

anatomy (they use the Braille method there)

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MBBS Students in Anatomy Class

1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger


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A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

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A middle-aged woman goes back college

She has an anatomy class. The instructor asks her if she knows what her asshole does while she has an orgasm.

"Sure," she replies, "He's at home taking care of the kids!"

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Some people are ignorant about anatomy.

Just today, I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.

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Larry and anatomy

Little Larry and Susie were in 6th grade and they were going through a sex ed/anatomy section in class. One day the teacher pulled down a diagram of the female anatomy and pointed at the breasts. Then she asked "any of you girls know what these are called?". Little Susie promptly raised her hand and when called on answered "breasts, and my mom has two of them". The teacher prai


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