Analogy

Jokes

Why did the poet sneeze?

Because he had analogy.

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Endgame a full analogy!!!

You are a very bad person, how dare you, you wanted to find out what happens, naughty person(for meme reasons you are actually a very nice person).

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A bad analogy is like a ...

bad analogy

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Here's an analogy

paper is to rock as dad is to me

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Here's an analogy

rock is to paper as dad is to me

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I finally understand the anusballoon knot analogy.

Last night I opened one up and a bunch of gas came out

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I was sorry to hear Id failed the analogy course...

It hit me like a length of ham

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Im disappointed to say I failed my analogy course

It hit me like a length of ham

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Someone once asked me to describe my sex life using an analogy. I compared it to an amoeba.

Because I reproduce alone :(

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Redneck word of the day: Analogy

I can’t eat Ricearoni, I gots me analogy to it.

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Analogy is

the study of the ways of the gays

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Finding the right analogy is

As hard as...
As hard as...

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Psychiatrist office: My sister treats me like Lucy treats Linus.

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment and says, “Sounds like you have analogy to Peanuts.”

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Best analogy of 2018

Here's a quick analogy for you - there are always cars on the road, but do we live in fear of being hit by one when we walk down the street? No! Similarly, there are always sharks in the water - and it's even rarer that they actually mistake us for food.

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Teacher: Ok class, can anyone tell me what 'analogy' is?

Student: Analogy is something that makes you sneeze.

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Bad analogy is like an incomplete sentence,

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A joke is like a frog

When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.


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A joke is like a frog...

When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.


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A joke is like a frog...

When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.


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Some people are like Refrigerators..

.. Bad at analogy.

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If geology is the study of rocks, and theology is the study of religion...

shouldn't the study of politics be analogy?

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A joke is like a frog...

When you dissect it, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it. Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.


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Trying to prove a political point through the use of an analogy is like

fucking stupid

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Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!

I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold...

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The Perfect Analogy

Finding the perfect analogy is as hard as... well it's almost like...

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What was the pornstar doing in school?

Analogy

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I think women are like a car and men are like real estate property in the way their values change.

I'd like to know all the funny or interesting ways we could use this analogy.

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My wife was trying to describe what it's like shopping for a bra.

As an analogy she suggested, "It'd be like trying to find something to hold your dick that looks nice *and* feels good."

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I looked her straight in the eye and said, "I did."

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Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play.

You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor.

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Reforming FIFA analogy-1

Reforming FIFA by Sep Blatter is like reforming Tax for wealthy people by Donald Trump

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A joke is like a frog..

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it.

Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn't be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you disse


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This is more of an analogy but still considered just as funny

I remember Las Vegas clearly

As clearly as the bras on their woman

Like it was absolutely nothing

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The worst analogy ever is like pudding.

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You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as

hmm...

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A poor analogy is like a really crap thing.

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A great sunboob analogy

Boobs are like the sun. They keep you warm and make you happy, but stare directly at it and you are in trouble.

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