Amtrak

Jokes

Does your mother work for Amtrak?

If anyone knows about pulling trains, it's her.

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What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise?

They both like to go off the rails



Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly

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How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there?

Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak

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