Amorous

Jokes

What did the fisherman tell his amorous wife?

Not tonight, honey, I've got a haddock.

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Young Love

A guy and his girl go out on a date, then he drives to a scenic point, parks the car and tries to get amorous. The girl stops him with a "Why don't we just talk..."

The guy counters. "If I wanted to talk, I'd be out with my best friend".

The girl says "If I wanted to make out, *I'd* be out with your best friend".


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Flying d

A woman went to see Paul Daniels (British magician) and asked for a sex device that will satisfy her. So he gave her a flying dick.

To get it to work you just say "flying dick my..." Followed by where u want it to go.

So on a lonely Sunday evening the lady was getting amorous with her new toy. When her husband walks into the house and smells the sex in the air


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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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