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A pregnant woman walking across the street is caught in a firefight between cops and some bank robbers

She's hit three times in the abdomen and immediately rushed to the ER. They perform an emergency cesarian section and remove seemingly three healthy children - 2 girls and a boy. Further examination shows no sign of any shrapnel. The doctors monitor closely the new family but nothing seems amiss. Life goes on apparently uneventful.

However some thirteen years later, one of the da


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Once upon a time, in Fangorn forest...

There once was a man named Joe Kimberly, which got transported to the fictional universe of LOTR some 10 years after the war with Sauron and all.

He got to meet all the cool guys, like Aragorn, Legolas and so on, and everyone liked him because he was a really cool guy.

But word has come to Aragorn's ears that Joe suddenly disapeared while on a trip to see the trees i


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