Alpine

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The Alpine Find

An archaeological dig team was on an expedition to the Alps when they discovered a mummified human buried in the ice. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to be a young male from the Neolithic period.

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The team was split into two sections: Section One was to climb the slope and retrieve the mummy, while Section Two was to wait below for further orders.


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Had a great time on my recent holiday to Switzerland. Skiing, alpine views, flirting with blonde Swiss girls....

but the best part was dropping the mother-in-law off at Dignitas.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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My friend said he wanted to become a professional alpine skier

but he just went downhill

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What are Tony Montana's favourite trousers?

Alpine Chinos

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