The Alpine Find
An archaeological dig team was on an expedition to the Alps when they discovered a mummified human buried in the ice. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to be a young male from the Neolithic period.
The team was split into two sections: Section One was to climb the slope and retrieve the mummy, while Section Two was to wait below for further orders.
Had a great time on my recent holiday to Switzerland. Skiing, alpine views, flirting with blonde Swiss girls....
but the best part was dropping the mother-in-law off at Dignitas.
What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?
My friend said he wanted to become a professional alpine skier
but he just went downhill
What are Tony Montana's favourite trousers?