Alphabet

Jokes

Which gay letter of the alphabet is always asking questions?

The queer E

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Hnestly, I dn't like typing the 15th letter f the alphabet

I think it's a little o pressing

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One Million Copies of a new book Sold

One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title

Title of book :

"an idea can change your Wife"

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Typing Mistake

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in
title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was (life).

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G is a more advanced option of the 3rd letter of the alphabet but he did not C that coming.

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Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet?

Because the rest are not-Z's.

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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

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Im only familiar with 25 letters of the English alphabet.

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Alphabet Soup?

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What does the alphabet and algebra have in common?

They both had the same ex.

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How blind people say the alphabet?

A B D E F G...

they can't see

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If I could rearrange the alphabet Id move U

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My parents were always putting words in my mouth growing up,

I will never eat alphabet soup again

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

Because they always get stuck at C (Sea)

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Your mum is so fat, she starts the alphabet with O

"OBCD"

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Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O

OBCD

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What be a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

You'd think it'd be R!

But it be the C.

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What do you call an elf who studied the alphabet

A elfabet

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For some reason, im friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet .

I just dont know why

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Why is Z the only letter in the alphabet you should be friends with?

Because all other letters are Nazis.

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What are the sexiest letters of the alphabet?

U R :)

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Breaking news: some teens were caught smoking a drug called the alphabet

they were caught rolling their i's.

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"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet..."

"...I don't know Y."

--Chris Turner

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I cant see when U is always in the middle of TV.

How many of you just did the whole alphabet song or part of it in your head just now.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet Id move U



Cuz you’re blocking the TV

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I was singing the alphabet...

Me: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-V-W-X-Y-Z."

My friend: That sounded off. Sing that again?

Me: [sings it all over]

My friend: You forgot a letter.

Me: No U.

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Why does everyone choose 'x' as the go-to alphabet in mathematics ?

Duh, Because its easy to x-plane

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*Fckin kill me already*

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Every time I recite the alphabet, I skip the letter "N."

That's just my MO.

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I combined alphabet soup with laxatives...

I call it letter-rip!

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Whats a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

You think it’s r but it’s really the c

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A had an Alphabet Grenade...

... I thought if this goes off it could spell disaster.

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A little kid asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom

The teacher says that he must learn the first five letters of the alphabet if he wants to go to the bathroom. The kid goes home that day and asks his mom what the first letter of the alphabet is, but she replies “shut up and piss off!” because she was on the phone doing something important. Next the kid asks his brother what the second letter of the alphabet is and he replies with &ldq


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Little Johnny is learning the alphabet...

And you guys all know little Johnny, right? The kid is *no good.* He uses any excuse to disrupt class and say something rude. And his teacher is going through the alphabet and asking for examples of the letters.


"Who can tell me a word that starts with 'a'?"

Johnny's hand shoots up.

And she knows, *she knows* he's gonna s


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Screaming Waitress

I was drinking at a local bar last night when a waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I shouted, “Hell, I know the whole alphabet.” Everyone laughed… Well everyone except this one guy.

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What is Paul McCartneys favorite letter of the alphabet?

Letter B, letter B, letter B yeah letter B.

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Whats Jon Lennons favorite letter of the alphabet?

[deleted]

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Ever heard of the middle-class alphabet?

It goes from A all the way to bourgeoisie.

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My wife wants to get those alphabet fridge magnets

and I want no part of it. I don't want wake up to things spelled out on there like:

"*You're next*"

Or

"*Look behind you*"

Or

"*I'm leaving you and I took the kid.*"

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My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid

She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.

I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth

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What is a Canadian's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Eh?

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I can burp the alphabet backwards.

All I'll require is a bottle of water and a bucket.

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My alphabet has only 25 letters.

And I don't know why.

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A,E,I,O,U and Y should be at the start of the alphabet...

...but nobody wants to talk about vowel movements.

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Why did the allied forces only like the last letter of the alphabet?

All the other letters were not-z

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Little Johnny and the Alphabet

Little Johnny is in kindergarten and loves to say curse words. His teacher has become rather annoyed with his bad habit, so much so that she second guesses even calling on little Johnny to answer questions. Today’s lesson was the alphabet. The teacher asks each student to raise their hand if they know a word that starts with each letter of the alphabet, starting with A then B and C etc etc


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My son's kindergarten teacher is such a hardass, she failed him on his alphabet test even though he got 2526.

He still doesn't know y.

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My son's kindergarten teacher is such a hardass, she failed him on his alphabet test even though he got 2526.

He still doesn't know y.

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H I

When I read the letters H-I in the alphabet, I thought I had made a friend. But then I read the next two letters.

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I dont eat alphabet soup

Because I won’t risk taking an L

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Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?

Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P

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