Almsman

Jokes

A man goes to a confession booth...

Man: I committed all 7 deadly sins in about two hours...

Priest: Holy Jesus, let me hear this.

Man: I was angry and envious of my neighbor. I seduced his wife and lazily ate his groceries, and didn't share any of them.

Priest: Oh thank Heaven, you missed pride.

Man: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Priest: Say 100 Hail Mary�


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