A man goes to a confession booth...
Man: I committed all 7 deadly sins in about two hours...
Priest: Holy Jesus, let me hear this.
Man: I was angry and envious of my neighbor. I seduced his wife and lazily ate his groceries, and didn't share any of them.
Priest: Oh thank Heaven, you missed pride.
Man: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
Priest: Say 100 Hail Mary