Ally

Jokes

Two Jews found out that Hitler walks past a certain ally every morning at 8 am ..

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What do you call a footballer in a cheese isle

Deli ally

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There was a mighty battle in the kitchen

The cup and saucer armies were close to annihalating the cutlery - despite their pointy ends, the knife and fork-kind armies found no way to inhibit the looming massacre. They were hopeless.

At the last second, from the east came the spoonish army - an all but forgotten ally due to their lack of pointy parts. Despite this disadvantage this new army inhibited the complete destruction


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What do you call a friendly crocodile ?

An ally-gator.

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One day i was walking on the street...

Then in the ally way I saw 3 guy beating up an old lady.
It wasn't ok so i went to help!



She had no chance against the 4 of us.

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What does the green in the American flag stand for?

Being a reliable ally.

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Paying off house early: Faster to save in Ally Bank or just add to monthly principal?

Hello,

I have a home loan with about $140k left on it. 3.85% interest and $120 monthly PMI. I will not be refinancing to drop the pmi as the loan cost and new higher rates would not save me $ in the long run.

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I invest and save as well as pay early on the home.

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My question is this:

I have


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Dog?

My dog went missing and we were looking for it we were in an ally and we saw a man I asked if he had seen a dog (there was one next to him but I assumed it was his ) he said is this yours pointing at the dog next to him I said no and rolled up my window the end

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Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a loyal Canadian ally, and an old bum walk into a bar. Who is served first?

The old bum. The other three don't exist.

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In Spider-Man, I always considered Harry's father an ally..

A shame he ended up as Dafoe.

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An Italian is participating in a secret military mission.

The mission participants have codenames for allies of the mission, e.g. Ally A, Ally B, Ally F, etc. Ally Q stands out from them, as they are especially helpful to the mission.

The Italian comes home after a particularly long day at work. His wife, fully aware of the mission, approaches him and asks him, "Well, is Ally B any good?

The Italian responds, "No, just


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I just saw 2 peanuts walking down the back ally way...

One was asSALTED

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So I was walking down an ally and this guys stops me saying "Hey man, want some roids?" So I say "yes". It hurt a bit but then it felt amazing..

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A white man is heading home after a busy night drinking and decides to take a short cut down an ally at the distance he sees a black man walking towards him....

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TIFU by firing a torpedo at an ally submarine

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Do you like potatoes?

Tot-ally.

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Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return..

...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back

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Bowling Ball Delivery

One warm summer day a bowling ally manager decided to pick up a shipment of bowling balls himself with his pick up truck. He instantly regretted the decision as he tossed at least 50 of the 16lb black bowling balls into the truck bed. Thoroughly exhausted he headed back to the bowling ally.

On the trip back to the ally he noticed a young black boy walking his bicycle with a flat tire


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What did the surfer think after the wizard changed him into a frog?

He thought it was toad-ally awesome!

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Did you hear about the guy that would only eat garbage?

He was a big trash talker. Litter-ally.

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Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris...

My friend Ally doesn't agree.

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