Alloy

Jokes

Two metals have a baby.

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What's an officer's favorite alloy?

COPper.

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I have a friend who's partially made of metal

Guess you can call him my alloy

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What do you get when you mix multiple metals and a reptile

An alloy-gator

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What do you get when you mix multiple metals and a reptile

An alloy-gator

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What do you call an ironcarbon alloy that never gets embarrassed?

Shameless steel

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What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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Irony

Just an alloy of Fe and Yttrium

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What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy?

Ironyman

... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring.

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

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