Allocate

Jokes

I was asked to say a few words at a funeral so I said "Allocate, assign, apportion" :

The grieving widow came up to me after and said "Thanks, your words all meant allot to me"

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What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?

Premeditated Wam.

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Basic Fuckanomics

Fuckanomics\-\-You're born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to


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Yo mama so FAT

She can’t allocate files over 4 gb

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