Alliance

Jokes

What's the official car of the LGBT alliance?

TransAm.

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My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.

So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.

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How are called two koalas who decide to form an alliance?

A Koalition

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My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.

So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.

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Afghani TV Guide

MONDAY
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAY:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right"


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It's official. Axel Voss is now the most wanted man in the entire Meme Alliance. Reddit Platinums for a lifetime to whoever ends Article 13 first, because Article 13 will destroy the entire Internet as we know it.

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Had a job interview with The Alliance for Lifetime Income...

Forgot to ask about the retirement plan

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Imagine if there was a military alliance consisting of China, Japan, Mongolia, North Korea and South Korea.

That would be NEATO

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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My daughter told me I should treat her like a princess

So I married her off to a stranger in order to secure an alliance with the French.

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My daughter told me to treat her like a princess...

so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France.

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Alliance is back

Kappa

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What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

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My daughter demanded she be treated like a princess...

so I married her off to secure an alliance with the French.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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I would make an alliance of agnostics...

but I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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