Allegiance

Jokes

What does Donald trump stand for?

The pledge of allegiance

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Steve Harvey: Whats the opposite of allegiance?

“Disloyal?”

Steve Harvey: “Close but incorrect.”

“It’s treason then.”

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Steve Harvey: Whats the opposite of allegiance? Disloyal? Steve Harvey: Incorrect.

“It’s treason then.”

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When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

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You've heard of the Quadratic Equation, but have you heard of the Quadriplegic Allegiance?

\-2 Legs -2 Arms / Wheelchair

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If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance...

Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?

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Italy has pledged their allegiance to ISIS

They are now Italian ISIS

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NSFW Whats the difference between my penis and a rebellious kid during the pledge of allegiance?

Nothing. Both those fuckers refuse to rise.

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Over Your Heart

The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes fell on Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.

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Driver claimed allegiance to...

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The Reddit Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance,
to the banner,
Of the United Reddit of Pao,
And to the Subs,
For which it stands,
One Community,
Under Snoo,
With Opression,
And Suppression,
for All.

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I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America....

and to the corporations, for which it stands, one nation, under Christian fundamentalism, politically divided, with liberty and justice for all the rich white people.

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May the 4th be with you..

I lay my allegiance with the 5th..

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