So this Italian guys is on trial for rape.

And they have him in the witness stand and the prosecutor is questioning him. The prosecutor says, "Please Sir, describe to us the events of the evening in question." And the Italian guy says, "Well we were a fooling around in the back of my car. I took offa my shirt and she took offa her shirt. I took offa my pants she took offa her dress." The prosecutor interrupts him a

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