Alibi

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Not saying my local pub is rough..

but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.

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A family is found murdered

The police investigate 3 suspects, a neighbor, a relative, one of the father's coworkers. All of them deny it and have an alibi. The neighbor was grocery shopping, the relative was on vacation, and the coworker was home watching The Walking Dead. The police arrest the father's coworker. They found the alibi unbelievable, no one is still watching The Walking Dead.


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I think the judge liked my alibi.

He kept using words like “unbelievable” and “incredible.”

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I think the judge liked my alibi.

He kept using words like “unbelievable” and “incredible.”

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A Milf, Dilf, and a Nazi were at a bar when suddenly the Milf gets smacked across the face. Police show up and turns out the nazi had an alibi and didnt hit her. I guess you can say...

Adolf Hitler?

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My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76

Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.

Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.

I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.

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The police are interrogating a suspect

Cop: “Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?”

Me: “I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.”

Cop: “Son, I think you’re lying. Your alibi is full of holes.”


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Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant?

Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story.

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

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In hard times, a young woman becomes a prostitute...

For obvious reasons, she tries to keep this hidden from her only relative, her old grandma.

One cold evening, the brothel that the prostitute works in is raided by police. All sex workers are forced to wait in a line outside to show identification and documents.

As luck would have it, nan was in this bad area in town saw her granddaughter in the queue. She asked "Why


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An American, a Canadian, and Bill Cosby where in a bar...

Out of nowhere, a policeman enters and announces "There has been a rape! And the primary suspect is in this bar!"

He approaches the three men and asks them where they have been all day and they all gave the exact same alibi; All three of them said that they were at Comic Con all day.

"We'll just see about that" said the police officer, "I can


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