Algae

Jokes

What does the algae say when it walks into McDonalds?

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Where does algae drive their cars?

On the rhodophyta.

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What did the mermaid wear to her math class?

An algae-bra

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class?

Her algae bra

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What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math?

Algae bru

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What did the mermaid wear to her math class?

An algae bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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If you're straight, you shouldn't look for lovers in the sea

I heard they're algae

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What do mermaids wear to math class?

An algae-bra!

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What did the Hawaiian mathematician say when he was at the aquarium?

That’s algae brah.

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What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Her algae bra.

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Why did the kelp attend Pride?

Because it was part of the algae-BT community.

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Why isnt kelp bisexual?

Because it’s algae.

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What do mathematician mermaids wear?

Algae-bras!

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What does a mermaid wear to match class?

An algae-bra

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Scientists have discovered a new species of moss that can perform arithmetic calculations.

They do this using algae-rhythms.

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I used to hate algae...

But now I’m kinda lichen it

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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Why is a lesbians tea green, slimy, and give you a great buzz?

Because it's aLGae Bee Tea

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What does a Mermaid bring to math class?

An algae-bra.

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Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom?

She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha..

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What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs?

Algae-bra!

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Why had the two algae never had sex?

Because they had a planktonic relationship.

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Why did the fraternity bring calculators to their bio exam?

Algae-Brah!

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Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam?

An algae-bra.

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Moss and Algae take a liking to each other.

Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.

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What do college fish study?

Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!

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What would a funny biology teacher say to a class full of homosexuals?

You're algae and I'm a fungi.

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Did you hear about the gay marine biologist?

He’s algae-BTQ

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Why is Ariel so good at math?

Idk why?

Thanks to her Algae-bra!

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Why do seaweeds bud?

Because they are algae

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