Why did Hitler install a lot of windows in his house?

He wanted it to be nice and Airy-in there

I went on a date with a woman who had a hearing aid. She didn't want a second date, even after I told her that the rat hole in my home provides excellent ventilation.

In hindsight I shouldn't invited her over to see me "airy crack".

What do you call a wizard with wireless headphones?

Airy-Podder

What do you get when you give a wizard wireless earbuds?

Airy Podder

A woman gets on a double decker bus.

She steps onto the bus and begins her ascent to the upper deck and a hefty gust of wind comes in and blows her dress up.

The bus driver, looking up the steps at her says “but airy up there ma’am”

To which she replies, “what’d you expect, feathers?”

I finally got a date for valentines...

She is Imagine Airy

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.