Ailment

Jokes

An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru

An attractive young woman goes to a mystic guru and says: “Oh great guru, please cure me of my ailment guruji!” As the woman was attractive, the mystic guru said “I will cure you my child, but as token of you gratitude, you must go to bed with me.”

She agreed, and the guru had the best sex of his life with the woman.

Then the guru asked “Tell


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A Pokemon fan came to my clinic today with a pleasing ailment...

...a bulbous sore.

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I Just Realized What the Future of Plays, Broadway and Opera music will become

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........ Just a play by play of phone text in conjunction with reality

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Just Imagine the story of *Cheating 2020*: A lovely and harmonious couple on the Cusp of marriage bei


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Holding your breath is a reliable cure for the hiccups

....though now that I think on it, it cures just about every other ailment too.

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What ailment is most common among Japanese mathematicians

Itchy Knee

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What health ailment do elderly frogs suffer from?

Ribbit-toad arthritis



I'll see myself out...

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Set your clock

I went to the doctor with an unusual ailment. I explained that I keep getting erections on the hour, every hour. It's so precise I could set my clock by it.

Apparently, I've got genital quartz.

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What could Freddy Mercurys musical group use to help with his ailment?

Band-Aids

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What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

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A man is stopped by a salesman

Salesman: "Hey you! You should try this wonderful male bovine feces extract! It can cure any ailment you have and flush all those nasty toxins out of your system!"



Man: "C'mon man, everyone knows that's bullshit"

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What do you call the ailment of a fedora-clad, neckbearded gentleman?

Malady

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