Ailing

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Fish marriage aid

What does a pair of married fish use to help their ailing sex life?

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a "gill-do"

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Fish marriage aid

What does a pair of married fish use to help their ailing sex life?

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a "gill-do"

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Two men are discussing the ailing health of their parents.

“I feel bad,” the first man says. “My dad is senile. All he does is stare through the window all day long.”

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“That’s an awful way to live,” the second man responds.

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“Yeah, I know,” the man admitted. “One day I should really let him in the house.”


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What's the difference between an Art School Graduate and a loose anal sphincter?

One is a failing artist, the other is an ailing fartist.

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