Agitate

Jokes

I went to a Tea tasting festival, the guy conducting said, the best way to enjoy a cup of Tea was to agitate the bag, so I went home.

And slapped her ass a couple of times.

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My friend told me the best way to brew a cup of tea is to agitate the bag, so I tried this next morning.

I went down stairs and slapped her ass.

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I was told the best way to prepare for a fine cup of tea was to agitate the bag, so I went down stairs.

And smacked her ass.

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I heard that to make the perfect cup of tea you should agitate the bag.

So I slapped her on the bum and said, "put the kettle on, fatty".

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Cup of Tea

According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So every morning I slap her arse and say "two sugars fatty".

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How do you agitate an achy feminist runner?

massage a knee

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