Agile

Jokes

Always be alert for random scissor attack

You gotta be careful these days. I was walking down this creek yesterday and this guy suddenly pulled out scissors, but luckily I was agile enough to reach into my pocket and pull out a rock because if I had pulled out paper, man I would’ve lost.

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You have to be extremely careful around everyone nowadays

I was walking down the street yesterday and a guy walked towards me and pulled out scissors. I'm so very happy I was agile enough to reach into my pocket and pull out a rock. If I had pulled out paper, I would have lost!

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You have be extremely careful around everyone nowadays

I was walking down the street yesterday and a guy walked towards me and pulled out scissors. I'm so very happy I was agile enough to reach into my pocket and pull out a rock. If I had pulled out paper, I would have lost!

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How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?

This question reveals that you are still thinking waterfall. For a more agile approach, ask e.g. "When will the scrum master call the janitor?"

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You have to be careful nowadays while walking alone

Earlier today, some guy pulled a scissors on me.

I'm glad I was agile enough to pull a rock from my pocket. If I pulled out paper, I would've lost.

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We used to call my Grandad spiderman...

He wasn't agile, he just couldn't get out of the bath.

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A skinny man is more agile than a fat man

But a fat man can do more damage to an island

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Studies have shown that a deer can jump higher than an average house.

This is because deer are agile animals and also due to the fact that a house cannot jump.

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How many agile programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to write the web page. One to make the video proclaiming the changing to be the next step towards the singularity. One to upload the video to Kickstarter. One to send out invitations to a meeting to decide whether to use Scrum or another method. One to argue that the way the invitations were sent out was a privacy violation. One to suggest that the team should have used a different framework


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Have you heard the one about the agile developer?

Have you heard the one about the agile developer who had a cat?

Have you heard the one about the agile developer who had a cat and he changed the litterbox once a week?

Have you heard the one about the agile developer who had a cat and he changed the litterbox twice a week?

Have you heard the one about the agile developer who had a cat and he checked the litt


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Which Sith lord was the least dextrous and agile?

Darth Ritis.

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