Agape

Jokes

My wife stared at me with mouth agape and stammered, Youre shirtless and also covered inoil?!

I exclaimed proudly, “Well, you’re always saying I never glisten!”

She threw her arms up in the air and screamed disgustedly, **“Listen!!** You never **listen!”**

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...two blondes walking in the bush with a redhead

...in Africa the two blondes silently stare at the redhead when they reach a river agape, both shriek in unison

"*I've never seen a zebra crossing before*!"

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