Affliction

Jokes

What is an affliction that Mathematicians are subject to more than usual?

A sinus infection.

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Virology Lecture Topics 542018

Virus #1: the Krypto Virus (Legends) — destroys the victim’s body one cell at a time until their flesh falls apart completely
Virus #2: the Blue Shadow Virus (Canon) — affliction that has been proven fatal 48 hours post-infection, and is incurable

May the 4th be with you!

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I made a movie about hypochondria but nobody came to see it.

They shunned my depiction of a fictional affliction.

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A man sitting in first class...

A man sitting in first class sneezes, ejaculates in his pants, pulls out his penis, cleans it off and puts it back in his pants. The woman sitting next to him is horrified but pretends not to notice.

A few minutes later, the man goes through the whole process again. The aghast woman starts yelling at the man. The stewardess calms the woman down while the man goes through the whole pro


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The Wire Brush

An Army officer decides to inspect soldiers recovering in one of the field hospitals he commands. He marches into one of the tents, goes up to the first private he sees and barks, "What's your affliction, private?" 

Standing at attention, "Venereal warts, SIR!"

He then asks, "And what treatment are you getting?"


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