Affirmative

Jokes

What is another name for Affirmative Action?

Firecrackers.

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Today should be called "affirmative day"

It's 10/4.


....that is all.

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The Afrikaner, Soutie, and Zulu

Van der Merwe, Smith, and Mthembu were good friends who worked together at the same company and loved to pass the time griping about the anonymous functionary who'd dredged up the policy of Affirmative Action from dreams no doubt enhanced by recreational pharmaceuticals. The departmental head at Eskom under whom the three friends toiled was the living embodiment of the concept; he'd tra


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I dont understand why there arent more black action movie stars.

I love affirmative action.

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I like my sex like I like signing my contracts.

With affirmative consent.

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A black man walks into a bar sideways

The bartender says, "Hey Tyrone why are you doing that?"

Tyrone replies "Affirmative action"


LOL

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What is an example of this country taking affirmative action too far?

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What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

Yeah mom!

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The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...

"Yeah, right!"

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