Affirmation

Jokes

Dave has a red eye

He came to me and leaning with his head towards mine he asked ( Mary , is my eye red ?)
I nod in affirmation. He asked again ( does it hurt ?)

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An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory

An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Fearful that they may be developing early signs of dementia, Alzheimers, or the like, they speed off to their doctor. The doctor gives them a thorough examination and says, "Honestly, you are both in great shape and should take pride in your physical fitness. Go home, relax a little, and if you're still having trouble with your memorie


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Affirmation or irony?

Yes.

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