Dave has a red eye
He came to me and leaning with his head towards mine he asked ( Mary , is my eye red ?)
I nod in affirmation. He asked again ( does it hurt ?)
An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory
An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Fearful that they may be developing early signs of dementia, Alzheimers, or the like, they speed off to their doctor. The doctor gives them a thorough examination and says, "Honestly, you are both in great shape and should take pride in your physical fitness. Go home, relax a little, and if you're still having trouble with your memorie
Affirmation or irony?