Affinity

Jokes

What do you call a dog that has attraction or affinity to being pet?

A petophile.

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Achilles had an affinity for large breed dogs

Mostly because he couldn't stand ankle bitters.

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Army doc says I'm no longer fit for combat due to falling in love with with soldiers on both sides.

He says I'm suffering from an *Affinity War.*

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Did you hear about the group of criminals who dressed up as bees and had a particular affinity towards that actor who was in Pulp Fiction, Resovoir Dogs and also in the Direct Line adverts?

They were known as the Hivey Cartel.

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New (Periodic Table) Element

A new element added to the PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity


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