Advocate

Jokes

Why does the devil always self-represent in court?

His lawyer is always playing devil's advocate.

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If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, and you happen to install turn signals for BMW, remember

there is a Consumer Advocate at Apple.

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A sexist, a racist, a gender equality advocate, a race equality advocate and a pragmatist walk pass two beachfront resort bathrooms

The male bathroom has 100 white men lined up outside and the female bathroom has 100 black women lined up outside. The racist and sexist says everything is as it should be and walks past. The gender equality advocate tries to get men and women to switch lines so there are 50 men and 50 women in each line. The race equality advocate tries to get the whites and blacks to switch lines so there are 50


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A doctor and lawyer loved the same girl

Doctor used to give her a rose daily and advocate used to give the girl an apple. Girl got confused and asked the lawyer: “There is a meaning of giving rose, but why are you giving apple?” Lawyer replied: “Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”

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Schrodingers cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet its widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet hes rolling in his grave...

or not

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Why are you questioning Gods plan?

I’m just being Devil’s Advocate.

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My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.

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I want to marry my ex-husband again

*Lady to advocate:* **I want to marry my ex-husband again!**
*Advocate:* **Why, last month you got the divorce..**
*Lady:* **After divorce, he is very happy and I can not tolerate this at all...**

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Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus hate beef

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I don't debate against liberals...

Because I prefer to take the devils advocate side.

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What do you call a bicyclist advocate?

A spokesperson

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I once made a friend who was an advocate. The friendship started out pretty well until one day when we got into a little fight, he brought me to court and started making stuff up against me. I lost that court case.


Welp... my mom has always told me not to trust lawyers.

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Why did the satanist become a lawyer?

He wanted to be the devil's advocate.

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My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights...

My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it.

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Why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell

because he was playing devils advocate

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A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.

Source:
This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

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A young man who had been, in his day, an energetic advocate of light hearted jokes...

A young man who had been, in his day, an energetic advocate of light-hearted jokes played on his friends at their weddings--midnight phone calls, rice-strewn suitcases, getaway cars with empty gas tanks--greeted the occasion of his own nuptials with some trepidation.

Despite his expectations, all went well. No helpful soul offered reasons "why this couple should not be jointed to


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