"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
Coming soon to an elementary school near you.
Our Glorious Leader wishes for every child in the Democratic People's Republic of America to live a happy and successful life devoted to the advancement of the Freedom.
All rise for the pledge of allegiance!
That new movie Birdbox is a revolutionary step forward for the cultural acceptance and advancement of blind people
Too bad they can't see it
I don't know why everyone says the wheel was such a technological advancement
I mean it can't even run doom.
Why is is so hard for women to find career advancement opportunities at Greggs?
What is the largest barrier to womens advancement in the work place?
The wives of the men in hiring positions.
Big Data is like fire, but reversed.
At first it seemed a big technological advancement, now it is just some shit that scares people.
I was thinking they should change the name of the NAACP...
...to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans.
Then, I thought, "Naaaa....."
SLPT: How to keep your job in the White House, courtesy of North Korea.
"Our Glorious Leader wishes for every child in the Democratic People's Republic of America to live a happy and successful life devoted to the advancement of the Freedom."
Coming soon to an elementary school near you, now please stand for the pledge of allegiance. :)