Adrift

Jokes

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.

There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright, but after a few months he gets lonely.
The pig starts to look more and more attractive, soft, pink flesh, round buttocks.
But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg.
Very frustrating.
One day the


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did the Canadian buddhist say when he found himself cast adrift?

[deleted]

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A Pirate and his parrot are set adrift by their crew...

for trying to steal the loot. The pirate pulls a small lamp from his pocket. He looks at it for a moment before thinking "ahh, why not" and giving it a brisk rub. Sure enough, a genie pops out.
"Hmm... set adrift, huh?" says the genie. "Been a bad boy? For that I can give you only one wish." Without thinking, the pirate blurts out;
"Make the sea r


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the stan


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE