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For the past 20 years, Ive been getting Valentines Day cards from a secret admirer.

So I was pretty upset when I didn’t get one this year.

First my granny dies, now this?

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For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer. So I was upset when I didn't get one this year.

First my gran dies, now this?

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For the past 20 years I've received a Valentine's card from a secret admirer

I was gutted not to get one this year!
First my Gran dies, now this!

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For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer...

So I was upset when I didn't get one this year. First my gran dies, now this?

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Every year for Valentines Day I used to always get a card from a "secret admirer". This is the first year where I havent received anything.

First my mum dies, now this?

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For the past 20 years, I've had a Valentines card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn't get one this year!

First my gran dies, now this!

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Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, send nudes to my secret admirer."

Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."

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Every year for Valentines Day I used to always get a card from a secret admirer. This is the first year where I havent received anything.

First my granny dies, now this?

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My secret admirer who sent me love letters every Valentine's day didn't send me anything this time

First my grandmother dies, now this?

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This is the first time I didn't get a Valentine's day card from my secret admirer in 20 years

First my grandma died and now this;

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This is the first time in 20 years I didnt get a Valentines Day Card from my secret admirer.

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You have a secret admirer.

It’s my fist and I️t can’t wait to take you out.

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All these years I have been getting a valantines card from a secret admirer.

I was was really sad about not getting one this year.

First My granny dies, now this.

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DEVIL: Hello there, Ms. Piaf. I'm a huge admirer, a nobody nonetheless, but i marvel at your art. How about you treat me to the last letter of your name in exchange for this bag of 24k-nuggets ? You won't regret it !

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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I received a small valentine from my secrete admirer in the mail...

Umm, it's Sunday and I'm in Jail.

I don't get mail on Sunday.

Oh god help me.

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I got a valentine from a secrete admirer!

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An oldie but a goodie.

For the last 20 years, I've received a Valentine's card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.

First my gran dies, now this?

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I'm not a perv...

I'm a secret admirer

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