Today is the 75th anniversary of D-Day

I was going to make a joke, but I couldn’t come up with anything besides admiration and respect for all of those people that sacrificed themselves for a better world.

The Meaning of Love

A girl in the philosophy class was asked about the meaning of love. She smiled and replied, "Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of men for facing the criticism of one".

My boss pulled up to work today in his brand new Lincoln

As he got out of the car, I said to him "wow, that's a nice car!"

He notices my admiration and says "Well, you know what? If you work hard, and put in the hours, I'll have an even better one next year."

I have great admiration for the person who thought she'd beat an orangutan in an election Politics

People haven't been this enamoured for someone since they voted for a chimpanzee.

My boss pulled up to work today in a brand new Porsche

As he got out of the car, I said to him "wow, that's a nice car!" He notices my admiration and says "Well, you know what? If you work hard, meet deadlines, and put in more hours, I'll have an even better one next year."

My boss pulled up to work today in his brand new Lincoln

As he got out of the car, I said to him "wow, that's a nice car!" He notices my admiration and says "Well, you know what? If you work hard, and put in the hours, I'll have an even better one next year."