I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out.”
A dentist decides to branch out and become an EMT
He excels in every aspect of medical school. His grades are top of the class, he completes first aid in no time at all, and he finishes the course with almost no problems, easily landing a spot on the ambulance squad.
On his first day in an ambulance, he gets a call about a bad car accident. Well, he gets there and starts to administer first aid to a young man with several cuts along
A woman who was very skeptical of modern medicine, had to get surgery...
A woman who was very skeptical of modern medicine, had to get surgery. She was in pre-op and asked the nurse if there was any way she could administer the anesthesia medication herself. To which the nurse replied "I am not sure, I will go ask the surgeon." The nurse leaves to check with the surgeon. After a few minutes the nurse walks back into the room, with the surgeon behind her.
Right before surgery, I asked my anesthetist whether I can administer the needle myself.
He said, “Sure. Knock yourself out.”
What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
A man goes to his blind doctor.
A man goes to his blind doctor to get his yearly flu vaccine. He sits down and the receptionist calls him in to receive his vaccine. He notices that his doctor comes walking down the hall holding a white can and tapping the wall. He asks his doctor how he would be able to administer his vaccine and the doctor says "I don't know. I guess it will be a shot in the dark."
Did you know some antivaxers administer bleach colonics to their children?
Kids die from that shit.
Two cops are sitting in their car late at night...
...watching a bar in the hope of catching drunk drivers.
It nears 3 AM and they see a severely intoxicated man struggling to open the door to let himself out of the bar. He's walking in zig-zags all the way to a car in the streets. He struggles to fetch his keys from his pocket and, when he finally gets them out, he again struggles to put the correct key in the door.